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With this i have decided to add a new section to my blog. Along with bits and pieces of whats happening in my life, I will be posting some emails that i think are good.....

Here goes the 1st post of new section... :)

This last one is the best...

Verbal Assault

With GRE tension reaching its zenith and the soporific quality of the endless words to go through creating an aura of lassitude around me.....The one thing that sparkles is the fact that i have decided to add a post to this antediluvian blog.....

No prizes for guessing what this post is to be about because it is the GRE quagmire that im muddled in...Here goes :D..

P.S.: It is going to be really boring for a normal person to read this..:P

NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star

GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss

GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together

GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep

GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness

GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk

GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks

GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap

GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best

GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!

GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Since you have reached this part your brain has certainly gone through a lot of trouble and before you wish to kill me..i would like to reveal that the source of all that s*** you have gone through is anonymous :P

If you are reading this before planning on giving GRE then you know what awaits you...

If you have already enrolled yourself...then you are doomed. :D